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        After Tony had been chased by Clint, they joined the circle with scowls on their faces. You had been drinking so, being to rebel you were (and quite drunk)you crawled on all fours over to Clint and then kissed him. He was suprised to say the least, but he joined in almost instantly, kissing back passionately. Everyone else stared at you, Thor laughing, Bruce was looking away awkwardly, Natasha was smiling and Loki looked at you hungrily. Steve wasn't acting like he usually was and watched you on your quest for happiness. Tony on the other hand, looked jealous.

       When you pulled away from Clint, earning a pout, you crawled over to Tony. You pulled him down from his upright position, he complied by meeting your lips onece on his hands and knees. Natasha cheered you on and Loki still looked incredibly turned on. You were about to pull away, but Tony had other ideas. He sat up and pulled you onto his lap, so you straddled him. Don't forget, he was only in his boxers. The kissing got even more heated then. Tony clearly knew what he was doing.

"Alright guys that's enough," Steve called. No reply.

"Tony! Stop taking advantage of (Y/N)!" Natasha shouted, pulling you from him.

"Aww! I was enjoying that!" Tony complained. You giggled uncontrollably as she sat back in her place.

"O-hiccup- kay, who's turn is it?" You ask.

"If I remember correctly, it was my turn," Tony smirked. Bruce and Natasha face palmed. "(Y/N), truth or dare?"

"Dare!" You squeal.

"I dare you to makeout with the two most attractive people here," Tony winked. He clearly expected one of those two to be him, but he was wrong.

"Tony! There has been enough making ou-!" Natasha started, but you pecked her lips before she could finish. Your cheeks flushed a bright red whilst everyone else cheered.

"I-I just think your r-really pretty," you stuttered. Natasha just smiled and gave her a hug.

"I want poptarts," Thor said to himself.

"Aw, that wasn't making out, but whatever. Who's the next most attractive?" Tony wriggled his eyebrows. But you didn't kiss him, she kissed Loki. You had a crush on him anyways, so why not kiss him now? Loki seemed to enjoy himself, holding your tightly around the waist. His hands glided up and down your metal spine, which you couldn't feel. Eventually, Tony cleared his throat.

"Um, excuse me? We have a game to play!" Tony called. You were still blushing when she sat back in her place, Loki looked very happy.

"Hypocrite," Natasha mumbled. Tony stood up jumping up and down excitedly, he had another, terrible idea.

"Let's play hide and seek!" He squealed. Many of the others groaned, what a miserable bunch. Tony happened to chose Thor to be the seeker. Your drunk episode seemed to have faded, your body healed quicker than usual so you could never stay drunk for long. Tony had JARVIS turn all of the lights off so it was pitch black, but he provided Thor with a torch. Thor clearly didn't understand the game.

"Brother Anthony, how do I okay this game of seeking?" Thor asked.

"It's simple, you find us whilst we're hiding in the dark. But there's a twist!" Tony announced from somewhere in the room. Oh no. "When you find someone, you have to take off their shirt an wear it yourself ."

"What kind of twist is that?!" Clint asked.

"Just play the game!"

"I DEMAND THE REWARD OF POPTARTS!" Thor boomed.

Thor went over to the corner counted to three, everyone hided and he started his search. You were hidden behind the massive sofa, the room was deadly silent. You were trained not to make a sound while you were still with Hydra. Thor was approaching your hiding space, so you went into a bridge position and sneaked on all fours around the other side of the sofa. (If you don't nap know what a bridge position is, look it up, it's hard!)

   Your metal spine allowed you to do inhuman stunts that only professional contortionists could pull off, only it didn't damage you. You heard a rustling noise above you in one of the air vents. Clint. Thor pointed his torch at the vents, and he examined them carefully. Bruce was under the glass table next to you, being the genius that he is. The small flap opened on the vent revealing Clint staring at Thor.

"I have found you brother Clint!" Thor announced proudly.

"IM FLYING MOTHAFUCKAS!!" Clint yelled as he jumped from the vents, landing on his ass.
Here it is! 
This may not be as funny as the first one but oh well!
There shall be a part 3 ... Eventually 

edit ~ ALL ONE SHOTS AND STORIES BY ME ARE HERE -> www.quotev.com/story/5624916/A…
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imhelen0317 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2017
I know this is late, but please do another. We need more stupidity from Clint! 
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SHandLoki4ever Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
OMG YES I would totally kiss Loki if I could! I love it! Do another part, please! :) :D
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Sherloki676 Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
Hello! I have written two other parts but they're on Quotev, just search for Sherlock Laufeyson and you'll find them and more :)
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SHandLoki4ever Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015
Thank you! :D
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TheMagicPoo Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERRR!!!
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Sherloki676 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015
Heh, I had inspiration from other fanfic's :3
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TheMagicPoo Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
oh hello cat brother/sister lol
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qfaea Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
Neeext chaqapteew pwlweaaasee
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Sherloki676 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
Just re read this and realised I mixed up with the "you's and She's" My apologies to the grammar police!
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middleearth2asgard Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
Lol I really enjoyed this. Tony seriously needed that blow to his ego. I tried to find your one shots on quotev...but I realized I have no idea what to search for or what name you use on that site.
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Sherloki676 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
Ah I have to agree with you there! :D
My name is Shelock Laufeyson on quotev, suprise suprise. Gotta combine my two favourite characters (and smexiest)
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middleearth2asgard Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
Gotta agree with you about the smexiness. God of mischief? More like God of sex, am I right
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Sherloki676 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
Hell yesh! I wish I was old enough to be his girlfriend... :(
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